July 2010
2 posts
January 2010
1 post
"Dollhouse" Ends "Terrorism" →
“There are so many layers of meaning here, it would take a decent academic paper to sort them all out. But the bottom line is that January 8, 2010 marks the end of the spell that ‘terrorism’ has cast over America.”
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
7 posts
A nation whose people can't say "Merry Christmas"...
“Dan Henninger”:
The point for a healthy society of commerce and politics is not that religion saves, but that it keeps most of the players inside the chalk lines. We are erasing the chalk lines. Feel free: Banish Merry Christmas. Get ready for Mad Max.
answer: WE BLUDGEONED SANTA CLAUS TO DEATH WITH AN ABORTED FETUS STUFFED WITH STOCK OPTIONS
Breaking
THE ENTIRE MOTRIN WEBSITE IS OFFLINE
"Motrin" →
answer: SHODDY AT BEST
“[I]n early January [2008]…five Iranian patrol boats, believed to be under...”
– answer DON’T BELIEVE A WORD OUT OF SY HERSH’S MOUTH. TERRORISM ALL THE WAY.
Motrin Moms →
excellent. →
(via hartman)
answer: WHO CAN SAY? IT’S JUST A LINK. ALSO, YES…TOO, ALSO.
October 2008
5 posts
2 men arrested in alleged assassination plot... →
answer: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE GOING TO USE THE WORD ‘TERRORIST’ THERE…
NC Police: Dead Bear With Obama Signs Just A... →
answer: APPARENTLY NOT.
McCain Transition Chief Aided Saddam In Lobbying... →
answer: WELL, DUDE’S DEAD ISN’T HE?
September 2008
14 posts
Wait, Which 'Gossip Girl' Character Is Barack... →
answer: UH, YEAH
Bombing at Hotel in Pakistan Kills at Least 53 →
answer: SECOND VERSE, IT GETS WORSE. A WEEK OF DOUBLE-DOWNS. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS.
US woman killed in Yemen embassy attack →
answer: WELL DUH!
“Starting September 11th, over one hundred local and international artists will...”
– answer: CLEARLY? #
August 2008
7 posts
Iraq Banks Billions in Surpluses, GAO Says - washingtonpost.com:
Iraq’s oil income will more than double this year, even as Baghdad continues to spend only a small percentage of its own money on reconstruction and services while it banks billions in surplus funds, according to projections by U.S. government auditors.
Between 2005 and 2007, only 10 percent of Iraq’s expenditures went...
Olympic Swimmers Face Mind Games Before Races - NYTimes.com:
Before the 200 butterfly final at the 1976 Olympics, the Americans Steve Gregg and Mike Bruner were in the ready room opposite Roger Pyttel of East Germany, who had broken Mark Spitz’s four-year-old world record in the event that summer.
“We had a lot of fun with Roger,” Bruner said, recalling the act that he and Gregg put on.
Bruner...
Anthrax scientist Bruce Ivins stood to benefit... →
“The suspect in deadly mailings, who killed himself this week as the FBI closed in, could have collected patent royalties on an anthrax vaccine.”
answer: HEY, GOTTA MAKE A LIVING
July 2008
55 posts
“On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator...”
– Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor
answer: OR AS SOME MIGHT SAY, GIMME MORE.
Anarchists offer DNC deal to Denver - They'll go... →
“Congress appropriated these security-designated funds to both convention host cities because, in a post- 9/11 world, planning for major national events like this requires heightened security preparations,” she [Lindy Eichenbaum Lent, a senior adviser to Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper] said. “It is in the interest of local residents, businesses and visitors, including those...
Supposedly Pro-American Iraq Groups Termed... →
answer: IF FRENEMIES ARE WRONG I DONT WANT TO BE RIGHT
Sen. Ted Stevens Charged With Series of Felonies |... →
answer: TERRORISM IS NOT A DUMPTRUCK; IT IS A SERIES OF OLD MEMES
“That won’t be the case, however, with The X-Files: I Want to Believe (No....”
– Entertainment Weekly “Box Office Report.”
answer: : (
